An unhappy customer12:26 am
Third time it’s arrived smashed. I want my money back and I’m leaving a review.
What it did
- Saw it was urgent: an unhappy customer who mentions a review.
- Pulled up their history: three orders, $1,240 spent.
- All three went through one courier depot, with 11 other breakages.
- Filled in a courier claim with all 14 orders on it.
How I set it up
I set it up to answer an unhappy customer within a minute, any time of night, because that’s when the angry reviews get written. It says sorry and tells them when they’ll hear back. It doesn’t offer a refund by itself. Money is your call, so the refund waits for your yes.
Sent by itself at 12:27 am, one minute after
I’m really sorry. Three broken orders is three too many, and I can see why you’re fed up. I’ve sent this straight to the owner, and you’ll hear back first thing this morning.
Their answer, 12:52 am
Ok. Thanks for actually replying, most places don’t. I’ll give it until the morning before I write anything.
Your follow-up, waiting on a yes
Morning. Your $189 is on its way back, and we’re taking it up with the courier so it doesn’t happen again.
A customer8:30 pm
Where’s my order? It said three days and it’s been six.
What it did
- Tracked the parcel: at the courier’s Brisbane depot since Monday.
- Lodged a query with the courier.
- Three more of your orders are stuck there too.
How I set it up
I connected it to the courier’s tracking, so it tells people where the parcel actually is. When one is stuck, it lodges the query and checks your other orders at the same depot.
Your reply, waiting on a yes
It’s stuck at the courier’s Brisbane depot. I’ve chased them this morning, and I’ll send you the tracking the minute it moves.
A café owner9:05 pm
Can I get 40 of the large ones for my café? Do you do trade prices?
What it did
- Checked stock: 52 on hand.
- Priced it at your trade rate.
- Worked out freight to their postcode.
How I set it up
I gave it your stock, your trade prices and your freight table, so a bulk enquiry gets a real total. Nothing is invoiced until you say so.
Your reply, waiting on a yes
Yes. 40 large at trade price comes to $1,360, plus $38 freight. Shall I send the invoice?